This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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