Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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