who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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