She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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