i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Rumble strips road head = magical
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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