its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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