Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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