question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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