Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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