I wanna bring you to show and tell
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
