omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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