i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
