whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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