So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
