On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I die, sorry about rent.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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