Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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