My hair reeks of homosexuality.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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