I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I'm bleeding and have questions
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
