She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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