I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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