You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
that is very illegal...i love you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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