Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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