i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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