who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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