Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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