I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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