is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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