with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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