No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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