you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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