I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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