i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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