Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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