One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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