well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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