My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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