get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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