dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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