I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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