you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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