Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
