awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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