i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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