I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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