I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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