i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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