i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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