everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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