i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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