I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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