So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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