I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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