we're chasing vodka with high fives
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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