so explain again why im purple
no
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
