She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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