who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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